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One Mark. One very fluffy dog. One frozen-food brand that deserves to be famous.

Professional pusher of pixels, captions & vibes @ Rescube · Copenhagen ⇄ Dubai

Head of going BRRR 100% real human
Mark, marketer at Rescube, in Dubai
Duddi the dog
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Meet Mark.

Half Danish, half jet-lagged, fully caffeinated. He turns frozen dinners into the most-watched thing on your feed — then does it again before lunch.

Coffee → campaign conversion97%
Hours alive inside Figma
UGC ads shipped before breakfast11
Patience for boring marketing2%
The real boss

This is Duddi.

Chief Happiness Officer. Does not understand quarterly targets, refuses to attend meetings, somehow still the most beloved member of the team.

  • Morale — supplies unlimited tail-wags, on demand.
  • Taste-testing — official quality control for every Rescube meal. (Has opinions.)
  • Vibes — appears in 1 of every 3 ads. Engagement goes up. Nobody questions it.
  • HR — settles all disputes by being too cute to argue with.
Good boy ✓
Mark holding Duddi by the Christmas tree
Wait, what's Rescube?

Chef food. Frozen. In a cube of pure convenience. 🧊

Real chefs cook it, freezer keeps it perfect, you heat it and look like you can cook. The food is genuinely amazing. The problem? Not enough people know it exists. Yet.

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Chef-crafted

Made by people who actually went to culinary school. No mystery meat.

02

Frozen fresh

Locked at peak tastiness. Microwave-to-flex in minutes.

03

Needs a hero

Great product, quiet brand. This is where Mark walks in.

The mission, should he accept it
“Make the whole region crave a frozen meal they've never heard of — using nothing but a camera, a cheeky idea, and one photogenic dog.”

Tough job. Mark's been doing it on a shoestring. Scrappy ads, sharp captions, Duddi cameos. It's been working… but you can only do so much without fuel.

…and then this happened. ↓

Breaking news 🚨

Rescube just got funded.

The shoestring days are over. There's real fuel in the tank now. Mark's job: turn it into noise, fast.

Hype meter
Investment secured
0 AED
Engine status: cold & quiet 💤
Duddi approves 🐾 Duddi cheering

That's 1,000,000 AED of pure marketing rocket fuel. Buckle up — Mark's just getting started. 🚀